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Christmas Sh*t Half-Pint Candle
Christmas Sh*t Half-Pint Candle
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Christmas Sh*t Half-Pint Candle

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  • Regular price $16.00

    Begrudgingly celebrate the joy of holiday gift-giving with our cheeky Christmas Shit Half-Pint Paint Can Candle. It will add to (or more likely become the only piece of) your holiday decor, a fun table-top conversation piece!

    • Christmas Shit Vintage Half-Pint Paint Can Candle
    • 8-ounces (half-pint) of premium soy wax poured into a half paint can with a retro-styled label culminates into the pinnacle of snarky holiday gifts 
    • Vintage red, white, and green styled like a label from the 1950s reads: Pop open a half-pint of Pure Premium Christmas Shit; Boughs of Holly and All That Crap
    • Holiday Smell Scent (aka ​Cedar and Balsam)
    • Burn time: 40 hours

    A hilarious hostess gift, stocking stuffer, dude gift, or dirty santa gift exchange offering!