Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me that one Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made this year.
Rum punch scented
Net Weight: Approximately 7 oz.
Burn time: 40 hours